Labrys is my Robot Girlfriend

celeritious:

you all deserve someone who isn’t embarrassed to love you and tells all their friends about you and saves your selfies, whether they’re good or bad to look at when they miss you and loses sleep to talk to you and tells you how much they love you all the time and i really hope all of you find that one day because you all deserved to be loved

44 minutes agoceleritious 220,878 notes#tag #love

tiredpunk:

officialkylieminoguedragqueen:

nice try nerd but youre not going anywhere

what a idiot

1 hour agonyaoranonlylolgifs 417,869 notes#Cute #dogs #queueworu
dat bloom.

dat bloom.

1 hour ago #livegaming #destiny/

nohself:

aha ha dONT imagine your crush laying next to you in bed making small sleepy noises just dont

2 hours agoaatroxnohself 22,957 notes#!!!!! #tag #queueworu

tabbyborym:

when people say that they stay up thinking about someone tHEY AINT FUCKIN KIDDING

3 hours agowizardbirdtabbyborym 9,380 notes#are you me #tag

raptorific:

I hit words at random on iOS 8’s new predictive text feature so I could see what type of sentence my phone thinks I’m likely to say, and

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3 hours agowizardbirdraptorific 80,131 notes#predictive text
4 hours agopaperseverywherehazeisnotafro 28,474 notes#every artists autobiography #art #queueworu

garbagearcana:

ok im having too much fun than should be allowed with this

5 hours agogarbagearcana 448 notes#yessss #persona #p4 #fantasy #queueworu

Q: Do I have to kill the snake?
A: University guidelines state that you have to “defeat” the snake. There are many ways to accomplish this. Lots of students choose to wrestle the snake. Some construct decoys and elaborate traps to confuse and then ensnare the snake. One student brought a flute and played a song to lull the snake to sleep. Then he threw the snake out a window.

Q: Does everyone fight the same snake?
A: No. You will fight one of the many snakes that are kept on campus by the facilities department.

Q: Are the snakes big?
A: We have lots of different snakes. The quality of your work determines which snake you will fight. The better your thesis is, the smaller the snake will be.

Q: Does my thesis adviser pick the snake?
A: No. Your adviser just tells the guy who picks the snakes how good your thesis was.

Q: What does it mean if I get a small snake that is also very strong?
A: Snake-picking is not an exact science. The size of the snake is the main factor. The snake may be very strong, or it may be very weak. It may be of Asian, African, or South American origin. It may constrict its victims and then swallow them whole, or it may use venom to blind and/or paralyze its prey. You shouldn’t read too much into these other characteristics. Although if you get a poisonous snake, it often means that there was a problem with the formatting of your bibliography.

Q: When and where do I fight the snake? Does the school have some kind of pit or arena for snake fights?
A: You fight the snake in the room you have reserved for your defense. The fight generally starts after you have finished answering questions about your thesis. However, the snake will be lurking in the room the whole time and it can strike at any point. If the snake attacks prematurely it’s obviously better to defeat it and get back to the rest of your defense as quickly as possible.

Q: Would someone who wrote a bad thesis and defeated a large snake get the same grade as someone who wrote a good thesis and defeated a small snake?
A: Yes.

Q: So then couldn’t you just fight a snake in lieu of actually writing a thesis?
A: Technically, yes. But in that case the snake would be very big. Very big, indeed.

Q: Could the snake kill me?
A: That almost never happens. But if you’re worried, just make sure that you write a good thesis.

Q: Why do I have to do this?
A: Snake fighting is one of the great traditions of higher education. It may seem somewhat antiquated and silly, like the robes we wear at graduation, but fighting a snake is an important part of the history and culture of every reputable university. Almost everyone with an advanced degree has gone through this process. Notable figures such as John Foster Dulles, Philip Roth, and Doris Kearns Goodwin (to name but a few) have all had to defeat at least one snake in single combat.

Q: This whole snake thing is just a metaphor, right?
A: I assure you, the snakes are very real.

- "The Snake Fight Portion of Your Thesis Defense" by Luke Burns (via inevitablerecursion)
7 hours agonyaoraninevitablerecursion 9,575 notes#Long post #what if you want to befriend the snake #why does it have to be defeated #queueworu

ikarishinji-kun:

SO i’m feeling hella generous and so to celebrate the fact that so many people follow me now (so many), I’ve finally decided to host a giveaway of sorts! So ye lemme just lay this down for you:

Prizes:

  • FIRST PLACE: Any weeb item from Amiami, Tokyo Otaku Mode, Amazon, Redbubble, or wherever else you want (whether it be figures, memorabilia, props, dvds, osts, cosplay items, accessories, whatever your lil weeb heart desires) under 130$ (not including shipping)
  • SECOND PLACE: Anything under 50$ of pretty much whatever I’ve already mentioned
  • THIRD PLACE: 30$ to spend on all that stuff too (tho I highly recommend the surfs up shinji kun shirt or kaworubunga shirt)

Rules/Other notes:

  • You don’t have to follow me, but I’ll be adding on an extra 20 bucks for new followers, and 30$ for those of you who have followed me before this giveaway! 
  • Please no giveaway blogs
  • Likes count!
  • Reblog as many times as you want I guess
  • If winners don’t respond to their asks within 48 hours of me messaging, another winner will be chosen
  • You gotta be comfortable with giving me your address unless if you just want me to send your stuff to a random homie then ok thats cool
  • Uhhh I’m running out of rules
  • Have fun
  • Eat pizza
  • Also!!! The giveaway ends October 30th at 7PM MST and the winners will be randomly chosen
  • Good luck!!
7 hours agoinukikunikarishinji-kun 693 notes#giveaway #nge
ewatsondaily:

"I decided that I was a feminist. This seemed uncomplicated to me. But my recent research has shown me that feminism has become an unpopular word. Women are choosing not to identify as feminists. Apparently, [women’s expression is] seen as too strong, too aggressive, anti-men, unattractive."

ewatsondaily:

"I decided that I was a feminist. This seemed uncomplicated to me. But my recent research has shown me that feminism has become an unpopular word. Women are choosing not to identify as feminists. Apparently, [women’s expression is] seen as too strong, too aggressive, anti-men, unattractive."

7 hours agowizardbirdewatsondaily 62,036 notes#deciding to be a feminist was a conflicted time for me #took a while but by the time I decided I'd already become one #feminism
ladymacbetterthanyou:

djuvre:

spoopy-banana:

memewhore:

banans13:

kissthesecurves:

starvingfartist:

I don’t usually comment on posts but FUN RANDOM DISNEY FACT : before Scar got his Scar (which was given to him by a wildebeest after an incident involving Mufasa) his name was Taka. He requested to be called Scar after this incident because he is a very over-dramatic lion as we already know! The source for this fact is from the Lion King novel series. 

Damn you learn something everyday.

EXCUSE ME THERE IS A LION KING NOVEL SERIES EXCUSE ME EXCUSE MEEEE

Another fun fact: I just looked it up and in Swahili, taka means garbage.

So their parents named them literally “King” and “Garbage” omfg that’s so awful xD

that’s so MEAN NO WONDER GARBAGE WANTED TO KILL HIS FAMILY

it’s like loki and thor all over again

ladymacbetterthanyou:

djuvre:

spoopy-banana:

memewhore:

banans13:

kissthesecurves:

starvingfartist:

I don’t usually comment on posts but FUN RANDOM DISNEY FACT : before Scar got his Scar (which was given to him by a wildebeest after an incident involving Mufasa) his name was Taka. He requested to be called Scar after this incident because he is a very over-dramatic lion as we already know! The source for this fact is from the Lion King novel series. 

Damn you learn something everyday.

EXCUSE ME THERE IS A LION KING NOVEL SERIES EXCUSE ME EXCUSE MEEEE

Another fun fact: I just looked it up and in Swahili, taka means garbage.

So their parents named them literally “King” and “Garbage” omfg that’s so awful xD

that’s so MEAN NO WONDER GARBAGE WANTED TO KILL HIS FAMILY

it’s like loki and thor all over again

8 hours agodragonbornftw 218,794 notes#omg #disney #queueworu

phantomdoodler:

sebastiandebeste:

REINCARNATED FRIENDS/LOVERS/ENEMIES/ETC GIVES ME THE FEELS I DONT CARE

what if you outlive your enemy and then they’re reborn as a baby and you have to fight your arch nemesis infant and everyone’s like “wth man you can’t just beat up a baby” and then you have to explain to your friends and family that it’s your destiny to totally wail on this particular infant

10 hours agoaatroxsebastiandebeste 1,011 notes#ahahah #char #writing #queueworu

stuffman:

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People have written a lot of touchy-feely pieces on this subject but I thought I’d get right to the heart of the matter

11 hours agochristiewalshillustrationstuffman 154,318 notes#art #positivity #queueworu

noibatitty:

freeiwatobiswimm:

Rin speaking English!!! Haruka trying to understand! Omg XD now we all knows someday, Rin can speak to us! O//.///o

THIS IS SO FUCKINGG SURREAL LISTENING TO AUSTRALIAN ACCENTS IN ANIME WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT IM HAVIG AN OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE HERE THIS TOOK ME SO OFF GUARD. I DIDNT EXPECT THEM TO GET ACTUAL AUSTRALIANS TO VOICE ACT THOSE PEOPLE I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT I EXPECTED. THIS IS SO WEIRD.

12 hours agodragonbornftwfreeiwatobiswimm 36,308 notes#free #eternal summer #this was so weird omfg
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